These Hilarious Signs Prove Why You Don’t Mess With Texas

Double Danger!

Signs have been used as a form of communication for thousands of years. Some are there to give readers advice – others a warning. However, the warnings on some signs in Texas are sure to crack a few laughs! As if the threat of being killed isn’t enough to keep you at bay! We can’t think of anything worse than suffering and death! We suppose that sometimes going the extra mile is worthwhile to ensure that nobody touches your stuff! Best to stay away.

A Metaphysical Warning

Questions like this have made humans think about life, death and our existence for thousands of years. The great mystery at the end of life is one that haunts some and gives others assurance, but regardless of which side of the argument you’re on, most of us would like to spend a little extra time on Earth while we can. If you’re looking for the answer, it seems as though these people are willing to help you out!

Thinking Ahead

These days it’s not uncommon for us to hear about lawsuits being filed left, right, and center. Someone spills a hot drink on you? Sue! Your car gets bumped? Sue! So companies have started to take extra precautions to avoid these lengthy and costly lawsuits and stay out of trouble. This sign is a perfect example of how you can keep people safe while protecting yourself legally at the same time. Who said lawyers don’t have a sense of humor?

Jail Sale Rock

When you know you’re gonna be locked up for a long time, it’s probably a good idea to downsize. After all, what’s the point in paying for a house or apartment if you’re not gonna be living there. If you ever find yourself in the same situation, follow in this Texan’s footsteps and sell all of your stuff in a jail sale before you get shut in the slammer. As he discovered post-sale, all of that cash wasn’t gonna help him much anyway.

Flying Logic

Sometimes logic has a way of flying straight into your face and cutting you to pieces. At least, that’s what this helicopter landing pad found when they repeatedly had visitors walking a little too close to helicopters that were on the verge of taking off. As tragedy inched ever closer to their doorstep, the proprietors decided to go full Texas on the landing pad encroachers. After they put up this sign, they found that locals at least fully understood the danger.